poorhornycat:

kalesti:

void-symphony:
[image text: The rule of a gentleman, no. 305 A real gentleman doesn’t have to undo your shirt to get a better view of your heart.][trigger warning: gore?/medical stuff, dark humor]
Well, no, but I imagine it’s better to do so, so it doesn’t get in the incision there. I can’t imagine it’d be a good thing if it did. He should also wash his hands, make sure he & the environment [and surrounding flesh area, etc etc] are sterilized, and has and uses the proper tools for the job. He should also have training in such things. If you want and expect to survive, I mean.
Oh, wait, we were talking about the metaphorical heart, weren’t we? Oops. [in which case: well no, he doesn’t necessarily have to, but there’s also nothing wrong with it if it’s consensual on all sides/in all aspects, so…]

Reblogging this because I like that response so very much. Beautiful dark humor. <3

MAL
MAAAAAL
MAL READ THIS

Ha ha, thank you my dear horny cat =w=

poorhornycat:

kalesti:

void-symphony:

[image text: The rule of a gentleman, no. 305 A real gentleman doesn’t have to undo your shirt to get a better view of your heart.]

[trigger warning: gore?/medical stuff, dark humor]

Well, no, but I imagine it’s better to do so, so it doesn’t get in the incision there. I can’t imagine it’d be a good thing if it did. He should also wash his hands, make sure he & the environment [and surrounding flesh area, etc etc] are sterilized, and has and uses the proper tools for the job. He should also have training in such things. If you want and expect to survive, I mean.

Oh, wait, we were talking about the metaphorical heart, weren’t we? Oops.
[in which case: well no, he doesn’t necessarily have to, but there’s also nothing wrong with it if it’s consensual on all sides/in all aspects, so…]

Reblogging this because I like that response so very much. Beautiful dark humor. <3

MAL

MAAAAAL

MAL READ THIS

Ha ha, thank you my dear horny cat =w=

poorhornycat:

kalesti:

void-symphony:
[image text: The rule of a gentleman, no. 305 A real gentleman doesn’t have to undo your shirt to get a better view of your heart.][trigger warning: gore?/medical stuff, dark humor]
Well, no, but I imagine it’s better to do so, so it doesn’t get in the incision there. I can’t imagine it’d be a good thing if it did. He should also wash his hands, make sure he &amp; the environment [and surrounding flesh area, etc etc] are sterilized, and has and uses the proper tools for the job. He should also have training in such things. If you want and expect to survive, I mean.
Oh, wait, we were talking about the metaphorical heart, weren’t we? Oops. [in which case: well no, he doesn’t necessarily have to, but there’s also nothing wrong with it if it’s consensual on all sides/in all aspects, so…]

Reblogging this because I like that response so very much. Beautiful dark humor. &lt;3

MAL
MAAAAAL
MAL READ THIS

Ha ha, thank you my dear horny cat =w=

poorhornycat:

kalesti:

void-symphony:

[image text: The rule of a gentleman, no. 305 A real gentleman doesn’t have to undo your shirt to get a better view of your heart.]

[trigger warning: gore?/medical stuff, dark humor]

Well, no, but I imagine it’s better to do so, so it doesn’t get in the incision there. I can’t imagine it’d be a good thing if it did. He should also wash his hands, make sure he & the environment [and surrounding flesh area, etc etc] are sterilized, and has and uses the proper tools for the job. He should also have training in such things. If you want and expect to survive, I mean.

Oh, wait, we were talking about the metaphorical heart, weren’t we? Oops.
[in which case: well no, he doesn’t necessarily have to, but there’s also nothing wrong with it if it’s consensual on all sides/in all aspects, so…]

Reblogging this because I like that response so very much. Beautiful dark humor. <3

MAL

MAAAAAL

MAL READ THIS

Ha ha, thank you my dear horny cat =w=

Posted 3 months ago 2,957 notes

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    Ha ha, thank you my dear horny cat =w=
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    MAL MAAAAAL MAL READ THIS
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    like that response...very much. Beautiful dark humor.
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    Look, if you need your heart looked at, you have to take your fuckin shirt off, I’m not some kinda wizard, alright?
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